Soccer Team
Mood:  rushed
Topic: Sports

Soccer tryouts are over and the results are in. I was looking through a list of people that made the team and one name caught my eye. Kalen Grandfelt. One question Kalen. Are you trying out for the boys team or girls? I know the girls would be nice because you could really get in touch with your feminine side but then again you could see all of those hot and sweaty guys in the locker room after practice. We all know you would enjoy that. What makes me hate you to death isn't your gimongo head or girly voice it's your horrible personality. I want to hit you when I hear your voice. Not to mention your a horrible little cheater. I got a very angry e-mail from someone saying you cheated on their best friend with some eighth grade slut. I don't know her but I know she shouldn't be hanging around scumbag like you. What gives you the right to viciously assault people's feelings? You sure don't get a free pass for being attractive because Lord knows that sure isn't true. You need to wake up and realize your not "The Shit." Thanks!

I Got Me A Facebook.
Mood:  celebratory
Topic: Updates

With anything other than blogs, I'm not that good with all the techy-techy mumbo jumbo so a friend of mine volunteered to make me a Facebook Fan Page. You can get the link from there, you can discuss my blog there, you can even become a fan. Bibbity-Bobbity-Boo! It's quite marvelous, right? That's what I thought anyway. I'm not really sure about all this Facebook stuff because I don't have my own account or anything. I stuck to AIM. I guess it will be a good way to introduce my blog to all the other Stallings kids. I'm running out of ideas to talk about so if you'll know something I don't e-mail me about it and I'll make a post. You can amonomously submit info which means you don't have to give your name. If you do give me your name I won't tell anyone it was you. Don't believe me? Want me to pinkyswear? Then you'll are out of luck because I don't want to touch any nasty little pinkies. Imagine the germs.

Mrs. Frerich
Topic: Teachers

I've I've heard a lot of people complaining about a teacher named Mrs. Frerich. From what I've heard she's an evil woman. What is it that makes us students cower in fear? Is it the lezbian haircut? Is it nose that reminds me of a mutant crow? Or maybe it's the tone of voice that reminds you of the green witch from Wizard Of Oz. She teaches language arts and boy is she horrible. She will bore you with stories of the olden' days when they wore skirts that didn't show two much. Last night I had a fairly funny dream about the hag. It was a cold Halloween night and she had a bunny suit on. All the children threw things, sharp things at her. It was a nice dream. The worst thing about her is her awful temper. She has no patience and she picks favorites! If you have something to say about Mrs. Frerich just comment on this post.

Welcome to Angstylemon.
Mood:  mischievious

Angstylemon is a site dedicated to keep you "up to date" on everything going on at the not so wonderful Stallings Island Middle School. I will mainly focus on the sixth grade students. I won't release my name because I don't want anyone to have any grudges. If you're offended by a post about yourself you can either get over it or E-mail me at angstylemon@yahoo.com. You can also E-mail me if you have something you want to be posted. This is an anonymous blog so don't ask who it is. I won't tell you.